I should by Christmas Eve have cleaned and decorated the house, purchased piles of gifts and mountains of food, and be swanning around the house elegantly attired and humming suitable music.
My decorations have been on the minimal side
A beautiful black and green ribbon wreath made by the lovely Mrs J.
Carla adorning a dried out branch of Bay.
Lush and have purchased, wrapped and delivered all the gifts I was required to.
And I spent Saturday night getting into the festive spirit with Helles Belles and watching their seasonal burlesque show which featured a lot of glitter and sauciness. Highlights were balloons assisting in bra removal, the audience being showered with fake snow (which then looked like dandruff) , and an enormous powderpuff.